A conversation one has about tequila.

“That was one hell of a cuervo we just had.”

One who only likes things in wholes, never halves (or other fractions).

Stepping outside for some fresh air with Debbie Harry.

When an eagle is really good at getting its prey.

A word to describe knots tied asea.

A man my dad slept with in college.

To make a portmanteau and then dedicate it to someone in the room.

When you try on a piece of clothing that doesn’t fit anymore.

The feeling you get when you bite into a cherry or olive that you thought was pitted but wasn’t.

the baddest, fattest bitch in the bible.